I wanna be the very best, Like no pad ever was. To stop the flow is my real test, To not leak is my cause.
I will travel across the land, Absorbing far and wide. Teach tampons to understand, The power that’s inside.
Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) It’s you and me! I know it’s my destiny!
Menstrual Pad! Ooooooh, you’re my best friend, In a crotch we must defend.
Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) Our hearts so true, Our courage will pull us through. You bleed on me I’ll not leak through.
Men-strual Pad Gotta stop the flow Gotta stop the flow Yeaaahh..
Every period along the way, With courage I’ll face. I will battle everyday, To claim my rightful place.
Come with me, the time is right, There’s no better team. Pad in pants, we’ll win the fight, It’s always been our dream.
Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) It’s you and me! I know it’s my destiny!
Menstrual Pad! Ooooohhhhh you’re my best friend, In a crotch we must defend.
Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) Our hearts so true, Our courage will pull us through. You bleed on me I’ll not leak through. Menstrual Pad!
Gotta stop the flow! Gotta stop the flow!
Gotta stop the flow! Gotta stop the flow! Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) It’s you and me! I know it’s my destiny!
Menstrual Pad! Ooooohhhhh you’re my best friend, In a crotch we must defend.
Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) Our hearts so true, Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I’ll teach you, Men-strual Pad!
Gotta stop the flow! Gotta stop the flow! Menstrual Pad!!








WHY IS THIS A THING

I wanna be the very best, 
Like no pad ever was. 
To stop the flow is my real test, 
To not leak is my cause.

I will travel across the land, 
Absorbing far and wide. 
Teach tampons to understand, 
The power that’s inside.

Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) 
It’s you and me! 
I know it’s my destiny!

Menstrual Pad! 
Ooooooh, you’re my best friend, 
In a crotch we must defend.

Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) 
Our hearts so true, 
Our courage will pull us through. 
You bleed on me I’ll not leak through.

Men-strual Pad 
Gotta stop the flow 
Gotta stop the flow 
Yeaaahh..

Every period along the way, 
With courage I’ll face. 
I will battle everyday, 
To claim my rightful place.

Come with me, the time is right, 
There’s no better team. 
Pad in pants, we’ll win the fight, 
It’s always been our dream.

Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) 
It’s you and me! 
I know it’s my destiny!

Menstrual Pad! 
Ooooohhhhh you’re my best friend, 
In a crotch we must defend.

Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) 
Our hearts so true, 
Our courage will pull us through. 
You bleed on me I’ll not leak through. 
Menstrual Pad!

Gotta stop the flow! 
Gotta stop the flow!

Gotta stop the flow! 
Gotta stop the flow! 
Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) 
It’s you and me! 
I know it’s my destiny!

Menstrual Pad! 
Ooooohhhhh you’re my best friend, 
In a crotch we must defend.

Menstrual Pad! (GOTTA STOP THE FLOW) 
Our hearts so true, 
Our courage will pull us through. 
You teach me and I’ll teach you, 
Men-strual Pad!

Gotta stop the flow! 
Gotta stop the flow! 
Menstrual Pad!!

WHY IS THIS A THING

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    You sang this in your head didn’t you?
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    Omg. That’s totally the BLANKET I had. >.> I think I still have it… God, if I do I’ve had that thing for 15 years now....
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    This is my life right now.
  26. shariepoo reblogged this from duchesscarroll and added:
    felt like ruining some childhoods :)
  27. duchesscarroll reblogged this from clophia and added:
    My life=complete
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    I can’t bleed on this. WHY IS THIS A THING?!